Options range from an empty box to $1 million. Choose your answers wisely. (He's watching.)
I mean, it's the thought that counts, right? You haven't been good or bad. You've just been existing. Which is good. And for real. Support your local restaurants, they need it.
Do not pass go, do not collect $200. You were a very bad boy or girl this year. Go work on your karma.
You tried. You really tried to be a good person this year. So we tried. We REALLY tried to find disc 2. But we couldn't. Enjoy the rest of the best season of "Lost." Just make up your own story to fill the disc 2 gaps. Maybe Santa will find it for you in 2021.
Wethinks you need a hug. So, here's a socially distant hug machine. Enjoy. (You may not rename Fred. It is his name. You wouldn't rename a child, would you? So, don't rename Fred.)
You were on your best behavior in 2020, despite ALL the odds! So, you get $1 million ... Sorry, loose change was all that 2020 had to offer. Spend it on things to make the world (or yours, at least) a better place.
You haven't been on your BEST behavior in 2020 ... But we know you're a softy at heart. So here's a box of love, maybe it's time to make amends with all the friends you've fallen out with this year.