Take a sip and answer seven questions to find out which dirty soda matches your personality. Then, come see us at our Lehi location and receive a FREE COOKIE as a thank you for taking this quiz!
There are some things that work just like clockwork, aren't there? And one of those things is the terrible, horrible doldrums that hit just when you need to be productive. You know you need to get stuff done, but your mind and body just say "No!"Well, desperate times call for desperate measures, my friend. You need to get Bloody Wild.TPS reports due? BAM! Mountain Dew. Yard work needs doing? WHAMMY! Fresh orange. Kids need picked up? KAZAM! Passion fruit. HI-YA! Strawberry freakin' puree.Things gotta get done, but they could sure get done a lot tastier. Throw one of these bad boys back and give your slothfulness the big fat boot.
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Trend setter. Maverick. Free spirit. Rebel.Yeah, that’s you, isn’t it? When everyone is zigging, you’re zagging. When they’re playing the low notes, you’re belting the high ones. And when the whole world is OK with cracking open a plain old, perfectly normal can of soda, there you are to say “You know what? This could be better. Let’s get crazy.”So of course, how could we suggest anything for you but the original, trend-setting nonconformist carbonated beverage — the Dirty Dr. Pepper.
Palm trees. Sand. Waves. Cool breeze. Warm sun. No, those aren't ingredients in Swig's Beach Babe. But they might as well be, because you start sipping on one of these and that's exactly where a drink like this is going to transport you to.One drink of this Mountain Dew, raspberry, peach and vanilla cream concoction and you'll be making eyes at that smokin' hot lifeguard sitting up there on the tower.What are you waiting for? Speaking of peach, get your little peach emoji out the door and head on over soon and remember your Dirty Soda is on us!
All good things must come to an end.Oh really, grand creator of meaningless clichés? Must they? We declare that statement to be complete and utter nonsense. And just because the days get shorter and the temperature gets cooler, sweet summer days do not, in fact, ever need to come to an end.While we have absolutely no control over the axis of the Earth or its unabating rotation around the sun, we do have complete control over what delicious beverage we put in our mouth. And we think that if you keep sipping on the tasty Endless Summer, with its pleasant blend of Mountain Dew, pomegranate, grapefruit and fresh lime, you just might get a sunburn in December.It's happened before, and it will happen again. Try it.
If you're not in a position where you can afford to have your hips break free and swivel with all the intensity of a late summer squal, we strongly recommend that you do not drink the Hula Girl.We gotta tell you, though — you'll be missing out on an incredibly tasty treat. Without its Sprite base and perfect blend of light lemonade, mango, pineapple, strawberry and coconut cream, your unfortunately insufficient afternoon will continue precisely, unabatedly and entirely the same. Exactly as it is at this very moment.But, you know, the hip thing. Whether you see it as a pro or a con, you should know that there is a distinct likelihood that the moment the Hula Girl's concoction hits your lips, your hips might gain a life of their own and propel you into an island dance that, while thoroughly entertaining and, may we say, provocative, can be quite distracting.We think you'll make the right choice, but — you know — you've been warned.